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Tourist Tax Incoming in 2026
City Council rolls out new tourist tax, effective immediately from next year

Brutter# bracing for transit chaos Saturday
Brutter# prepares for full-blown public transport drama this Saturday

Silver Surge Incoming
The long-predicted wave of elderly residents is starting to look more like a full-blown tsunami

City Council Has Your Consumption Covered
City Council launches a new department to help citizens consume more

Fire Is Very Dangerous
The sun is out, and city folk flock to parks and beaches with disposable grills and beer bags

High Demand for Easter Eggs
Avslagsby's goat farm is experiencing a surge in demand for genetically modified Easter eggs

Do You Know the Mountain Panic Rules?
It’s that time of year again when people flock to the mountains to fatten themselves up

Waiting Time Going Down
The waiting time for outpatient surgery at Smalltown Hospital has dropped by over an hour so far in April

Gamble Your Money Away!
“I don’t see why it shouldn’t be legal to gamble away your money.”