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Health & Lifestyle
Do You Know the Mountain Panic Rules?
By Jonas Jolt, 18/04 2025

It’s that time of year again when people flock to the mountains to fatten themselves up

Easter break is upon us and we’re in the mountains. We came here out of old habit - to ski on the last scraps of rotten snow, sit in saunas, and gorge ourselves on lamb and alcohol.

Either way, most of us could use a refresher on the Mountain Panic Rules.

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The Mountain Panic Rules

1. Plan, and don't tell where you're going.
2. Match the vacation to your budget.
3. Be considerate - buy a beer for a friend.
4. Be prepared for bad weather - stay indoors.
5. Bring extra drinks.
6. Make safe choices - avoid the minibar.
7. Maps and compasses are pointless at the spa.
8. Head home in time. There will be traffic.
9. Save your strength. Work starts Tuesday.

And let’s hope that the Easter trip to the mountains was worth both the time and money — and that the divorce is put off once again.

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