Rena and Sindre aren’t on speaking terms after Sindre declared he wants to take over Higher & Higher.
Politics
Election 2025: Sindre Finnse wants to become party lead
Sindre Finnse announced he's running against Rena Solbær.
On Thursday evening, Sindre Finnse called a press conference on Goat Island, just outside Smalltown. His message was as bold as it was simple: Sindre Finnse for party leader of Higher & Higher.
According to Smalltown Magazine's sources, current party leader Rena Solbær is furious.
“I had no idea what Sindre was up to,” she sobbed to Smalltown Magazine. “First the stock tips, and now he’s after my job? I thought he was busy enough selling tickets for that Ivar Dyrkjøpt concert.”
“Rena’s got molasses in her fat ass,” said Sindre Finnse bluntly after the press conference. “The party’s sinking like a rock in the polls while she’s sittin’ there stuffing her face with candy. So yeah, it’s bloody well time I take the wheel.”
“And what exactly can you contribute as the new party leader to turn things around?” we ask.
“Loads, mate. I’ve got stock tips comin’ out my ears, and I can score you cheap entry to whatever gig’s on. I’m not just talk—I deliver.”
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